Alex Jones Has Found His Dream Woman! (video)
The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_c6HsiixFS8]
Editor's Note - I am already getting "Jonesers" asking for her contact info. It's love they say. One Joneser even said that he would like to pluck her HAARP... whatever that means.